Thank you, post post-partum hair loss hair wings.

Thank you for reminding me that no matter how cute everyone else's bangs are,



I have to wait out the trend.



If I cut bangs, no matter what treatment I subject them to in the morning, they will curl by the end of the day. It will not be pretty.

If I cut bangs, I will end up looking like this:



Thank you, hair wings. I needed that reminder. Now excuse me while I try to straighten those suckers back into submission.

This is the final installment of a three-part series entitled "Odd Pregnancy Side Effects."